Is this how you’re going to get treated next “straight”

Your “straight” buds warm fertile goon juices feel so heavy

Goon bud insists its straight as long as I don't enjoy having

I swear I’m straight but everytime i goon, I start imagining

the life that me and every other “straight” white boy goon

How often did you want to just bury your face into that straight

Bud I thought we were gonna be having a straight goon sesh..

Why are chill goon bros so rare, especially straight buds trying

Wait bud.. what are you doing? I thought we were having a straight

Ever since I met my perfect DL straight bro, we’ve been playing

Straight bros know how to have way more fun! Keep it DL and goon

Ugh, this was supposed to be a straight goon sesh, but my bud