Which faucet is going to go off first? (OC)

Starts as a bubble, ends in an eruption (OC)

I've got your Super Bowl hangover cure (OC)

No mystery here. This valentines day candy is cream filled (OC)

You pull the sheet covers down and see this. What do you do?

Up close and personal ropes (OC)

This load hit my face (OC)

By request, with motivation. Should I start a cum rag? (OC)

Can I feed you or fill you? (OC)

Lots of white stuff falling outside, I had to make it white inside.

Another snow day = more of the white stuff (OC)

Shot, bartender (OC)

That one time I messed up the conference table (OC)