You wake up, go for your morning shower with big morning wood,

Before heading out for the night with friends, give Mia something

***Rule # 9: Teach your Sluts to wake you up, like a man should

The morning after the night before when you let me stay. What

You know it’s a fun night when legs are flailing in the air

Blindfolded the night before a stranger comes by in the morning.

Had to post this full section! I wore a plug all night and was

We had 'guests' the night before, had to get up early to get

when the wife sends you this after her night out you know she

Did you know, out of all the aquatic Pokémons, Vaporeon is the

You take a xchange pill the night before and you wake up as beautiful

The ebony couple had been eyeing each other all night, and when