I Love Gooning Myself To This A Dildo

id rather play with myself than study

Told my girlfriend I was too busy to hang out today. Gooner priorities

Definitely wasn't as fun by myself... But I do what I'm told

My boss told me I needed to think of something quick to keep

Someone told me to go fuck myself, so I did 🤪

My husband told me to me drain this dick and clean up after myself

Ever since my roommates girlfriend walked in on me gooning. She

I’m sorry sweetheart, i don’t know how i ended up like this,

You can stop gooning when I stop touching myself

She told you she had to study for her exam and wasn’t going

When I lost my job, my bud offered to hire me to clean his house.