original post: https://redd.it/158po2w
Joey Chestnut may have some competition
WTF by Darth1Football
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I may be shy, but I have a wild side
I may be shy, but I'm not afraid to take risks.
I may look sweet and all, but i'd swallow your load in a heartbeat,
My chest may be the first thing he notices, but my wit is what
May the drop be with you
I may be small but im a lot of fun
I may have big boobs, but my personality is even bigger
May I borrow your tongue?
I may look innocent, but I'm a freak in the sheets
May I be your roommate with benefits?
I may be a mom, but still love to flash!
WTF?