when you’re too (f) horny to take your knickers off or clear

Your girl told you that the only way to save your marriage is

When you don’t need hands to pull your flare pants back up….

When you want the repair guy more than your car to be fixed

When you setup the camera 🎥 in your room you put it there

when you said the loser has to do whatever the winner wants this

You will become so obsessed with your mistress that you will

The proper way to wake your wife in the morning

When you have the Beach All to Yourself!

When you have the Beach All to Yourself!

You were 20 minutes late to pickup your wife Sydney Sweeney ,

When you have the Beach All to Yourself!