original post: https://redd.it/hwwjww
“Your test results are in. You have chronic boner syndrome.” 🤭 “Thankfully there’s a simple cure. I can suck it out. Ya know, like snake venom.” —Probably some really bad porn, 2020
ratemycock by Eli_Revis
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Your girl winked at you as your caged cock was fully erect and
You should've known your friends would push things too far like
Can i make you have a boner?
Results are in on the FMJ…it’s a winner…abv was dark roast
You decided to try your luck at gambling, but after losing several
It's so hot out bro! Wanna go for a hike with me? You can suck
it's my birthday this weekend who want to take me out to eat
When you run out of coffee and these are all you have for breakfast
You can suck it but you have to swallow it whole😘
You can take it out and suck it whenever you want
