Let me sit on you today [F]

Looking for a place to sit on, can I use your face ? [f]

My chair is broken.. now i have to sit on your face

I need a face to sit on! [f]

can i use you as a chair? [f]

if I visit your office, would you let me sit like this in your

Since I lost my lone chair, may I sit on you?

Let me sit on your face like it's my personal chair

I need a chair to sit on

would you let me sit on your face if I urgently needed a chair

Would you let me use your [F]ace like a chair?

Can I sit on your [f]ace?