I'm not a plumber but I can lay pipe

When the plumber comes to you to fix a faucet, and you unclog

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

Had to unclog this pipe tonight

Unsuspecting plumber gets more than he bargained for when he

When the plumber shows up and gets his pipe drained instead.

Decided to surprise the plumber with a pipe of my own