I want you to come back into bed

Come and let me brighten up your day!

My boobs are so perfect

Sweet and bubbly, like champagne!

Promise me we will make love everyday honey!

I'm the missing piece to your puzzle and you're the answer to

This is how I'd wait for you to come home

Give it a good slap

Bounce me hard on that fat ass

Can I bounce on you like this?

Your daily reminder to be happy!

Just became single, what should I do first