would you creampie a flat ass board like me

Flat as a board, thinking about getting implants.. should I?

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Flat as a board, but do I deserve to be nailed?

Flat as a board, but do I still deserve to be nailed?

Flat as a board, but do I still deserve to be nailed?

Flat as a board, but do I still deserve to be nailed?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Too flat to fuck or just right