My boyfriend and I are kind of like a tiny pride of lions because

Look what I brought for dinner!

What my boyfriend brought home for dinner

What would you do if the girl you brought home from the bar pulled

Look what I brought for show and tell

Look what Santa brought you

Look what I brought for show and tell daddy!

What, did you think the goth girl you brought home would dominate

Look what Santa brought you!

Look what Santa brought me for being a good girl

Wife's friend has been telling her how her boyfriend can't hit

Look what I brought tonight for you sissy