I'm like your morning coffee, except I help with your morning

"OC" Im here to help with all your morning wood needs

Need someone to help me with this morning wood

All this morning wood with no one to help

Just woke up, can I help you with your morning wood?

[reddit] got morning wood who can help me get rid of it?

teasing you early in the morning to help your morning wood ;)

teasing you early in the morning to help your morning wood ;)

Can I help you with that morning wood sir?

teasing you early in the morning to help your morning wood ;)

Can I help you with that morning wood sir?

Let me guess, you got morning wood? Let me help with that 😉