She said she’s sorry.. but you were going to be homeless

My girlfriend always makes me put on the cage when we meet her

18 and all natural ;) Sorry I'm little shy

Were you waiting for an obedient girl? Sorry, you got a lustful

[Mature Content] r/unexpectedcum on Reddit: He said he wanted

A homeless man came up to you in the store asking for spare change.

Sorry goon bud, I know you said no funny business this time but

my ex always said they are too small, was he right?

ittThe MILF was a sight to behold. Her blonde hair cascaded down

Sorry [f]or the squirt 🥺

If I said “Fuck me step bro” Wyd about it?

My feet are proof that I have a sole, but my puns are proof that