I promise I won’t piss on your face goon, stay right there

Now accepting applications for an new assistant [36]😏

Hey girl I know it’s been awhile but all these wildfires remind

Kids are out of the house. It’s daddy’s time to play 😈

If I can get this much out of myself, imagine what a friend could

Sitting on the edge of the bed waiting for you to bring me your

[36] - I hope I’m not being a tease

[36] As the heatwave continues, the only option is to stay naked

Do you like a men who leak a lot of precum? I was told I taste

It's hot out there. Remember to stay hydrated [34]

[36] Would you be a slut for this Friendly Neighborhood Dad?

Stroking [36]