I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

Let me sit on your lap while u game