I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

If I ace my exam would you let me sit on your face as a reward?

I don't have a place to sit, can I borrow your face?

Can I sit on your lap?

Need a place to sit, could I borrow your face?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

Would you eat my ass if I sit on your [f]ace like this?

Is your face available to sit?