I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I want to sit, can I borrow your face? 🤤 I'm waiting for you

If I ace my exam would you let me sit on your face as a reward?

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need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?