I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

If I ace my exam would you let me sit on your face as a reward?

I know you want me to sit on your face

I need a face to sit on

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

sit back and enjoy the view