It would be rude not to offer me a seat

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Can I offer you some fresh girl milk?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Anyone going to offer me a seat? 👀

Want to blow your load on me?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Would you like me to sit on your face?

Ready for a good time?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Eat me taste me!