Friday night "bath".

"Just taking a bath, honey!"

My friend is never gonna get pregnant if you keep pulling out

"Honey!? I'm just gonna take a long bath..."

"Honey, I'm taking a long bath!" aka alone time riding the tub.

Bored housewife takes a "bath".

Mmmm honey! Now that your wife is out, we’re gonna have fun.

Honey, I'm gonna make sure there's no sperm left in you!

Tell me, honey, what's the first thing you're gonna put in my

I'm gonna need a bigger bath if this thing grows much more

Are you gonna join me in the bath or what? :P

"I'd be home by now Honey, but I think I'm gonna be christened