I could use a face to sit on if anyone is offering

I could really use a face to sit on

Looking for a new face to sit on. Any volunteers?

Your view as I sit on your face [f]

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

I'll make you see god when I sit on your face

I need a new seat to sit on, can I borrow your face?

Anyone here who is willing to let me sit on his face?

Anyone have a face I can sit on?

You asked me to sit on your face so here I am

Can I sit on your face?

Would you let me sit on your face (f)