I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive

My ex said he would never eat me.. Would you?

My boss said this was the dress code!

It was a hot summer day and the sun was shining brightly. I had

my gym professor said i got the greatest ass from all the girls

My (wet) way of draining my men dry ;)

What if I was your step-daughter and said “I’m curious what

My husband said I can come over if that’s okay with you

Sad because my friend said im not worth jerking off to

Someone said my boobs are so big they need their own postcode

My friends said I need a boob job

"that's what she said" - michael scott