When bud comes over for a goon session i know its gonna get spicy

I need to make sure my bro is pleased with our “straight”

You told each other that you were going to keep it straight during

My bud loves to dress up for our goon sessions for some reason…

“Bud, we need to stop pretending that our goon sessions are

goon your life away loser, its the only option

My goon bud dressed up for our session…so its only right I

Used to hang out and have goon sessions but lately its turned

I caught my goon buddy dressed up…so I had to show him what

I love when "straight" goon sessions end with my bud making me

Just because you came, doesn't mean I'm done sucking, goon bud

My goon bud was doing a-lot of leg workouts at the gym so I just