When you bring your gf to Puerto Rico

You look like a fucking retard when you choke yourself on my

When you wake up horny in the middle of the night and just can't

When you bring yourself coffee in bed

He brought me coffee in bed, so I sucked his dick real good 😋🥰

He brought me coffee in bed, so I let him give me the cream straight

Would you bring me breakfast in bed?

You bring the coffee, I'll bring the milk 🥛

Mommy loves it when you bring her breakfast in bed on Sundays!

When you find yourself in Heaven [self]

Would you bring me breakfast in bed?

Coffee in bed 🤙🏼