While you are rotting in your room, chad beetle is getting prime

Chad Life Simulator 2018

This is what we have to compete with

When you think that cute innocent girl isn't like that. Protip:

"Vaginas aren't like that!" after she gets pummelled by Chad

Every night you lay down and rot, Chad is pounding a prime thot

Alternate dimension where Board_Gaming is hot and gives milkies

If women don't do this to you frequently, then you are unattractive

"hey incels, Chad here. Maybe if y'all tried talking to women

"just be a skeleton, bro"

My pent up years of nut busting once I finally get my qt African

Its over if you aren't Dronemaxxed in 2018[NSFW]