The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck

I’d only kick you out of bed to fuck you on the floor

I’d only kick you out of bed to fuck you on the floor

I’d only kick you out of bed to fuck you on the floor

I’d only kick you out of bed to fuck you on the floor

I’d only kick you out of bed to fuck you on the floor

I’d only kick you out of bed to fuck you on the floor

I’d only kick you out of bed to fuck you on the floor

I’d only kick you out of bed to fuck you on the floor

I’d only kick you out of bed to fuck you on the floor

The only reason I’d want to get out of bed is so you could

Can we stay in bed and fuck today? Please 🥹