May I please sit on your lap? ;)

Can I sit on your lap?

looking for a lap to sit, volunteers ?

I'm looking for a face to sit on

Looking for a lap to sit on.

Looking for a face that I can sit on

Looking for a face to sit on.. is yours free?

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

Let me sit on your lap while u game

May I please sit on your lap﹖

May I please sit on your lap？