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But he lived...
WTF by Killljoys13
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He died as he lived, trying to seduce something horribly dangerous
He had been admiring her from afar for months, but he never had
He had been a fan of amateur porn for years, but he had never
He had been watching her for weeks, admiring her curves and her
He was a man with big balls and a big dick. But he wanted more.
He had been fantasizing about it for years, but he never thought
He thought he knew what he was getting into, but he had no idea!
He thought he was in control, but she had other plans. She locked
He was alone, but he had something special. His thick, hairy
He thought he was in control, but his wife had other plans. She
He thought it was just a first date, but she had something else