How fuckable am I on a scale from 1 to 69

Am I really flat or just right?

Am I too flat or just right?

Am I going to get ignored?

Am I too flat or just right?

Am I too flat or just right?

My gf says that now I am her blonde bimbo I don't need to use

I am literally too flat, [BTBF]

Am I too flat or just right?

I am the ultimate seductress, and you are my prey.

Am I able to give you a boner?

Be honest..am I creampie material