Told my wife I was a shoe in for the promotion at work. Didn't

You dropped your wife off at the hotel to meet her bull and his

I told my parents I’ve been suffering from nightly coughing

HER MAID OF HONOR TOLD YOU SHE WAS GOING TO RUIN YOUR MARRIAGE

You came instantly when she told you that she cheated on you!

I mean giving my sister a creampie wasn't on my bucket list but

He Told Me Thick Sperm Cums From Real Men!

Hot step-sis teasing you for a creampie!

And she always told you cumshots were too degrading...

You told your daughter to get a job, she posted this toher story

Always do what you're told

She told you not to call her, she can take care of herself