Practicing for a job interview, would you hire me 😈?

Would you hire me if I show up to the interview like this?

My husband won't let me sit on his face, because he says I'm

going for an interview, do you think I'll get the job if I flash

going for an interview, do you think I'll get the job if I flash

going for an interview, do you think I'll get the job if I flash

going for an interview, do you think I'll get the job if I flash

going for an interview, do you think I'll get the job if I flash

going for an interview, do you think I'll get the job if I flash

going for an interview, do you think I'll get the job if I flash

Would you hire me as an assistant when I finish my degree?

Would you hire me if I did this on the job interview? 🙊