[reddit] I said I am staying up to watch TV and do laundry. This

My ass said "HI daddy!"

They said Latina's are the freakiest, let me show you why they

I'm 4'9.. And my ex said I'm too short for him, do you agree

I said “just the tip” they said “balls deep”

hi babe! me and ur gym bully are about to get into the sauna

Someone said my ass was too big I hope someone appreciates it

My ex said my nipples are too big, was he right?

It was a hot night when i met that police officer!He said i was

my step bro said he will smash me if i flash

Said my boobs are smaller

Wife said he was one of the best and biggest