It's not cheating if you just hide in the bathroom to jerk off

It's not cheating if you just jerk off and dump your load on

Is not cheating if you jerk off imagining your cock sliding in

Is not cheating if every time your wife leaves the house you

Is not cheating if you jerk off imagining you creampie this thick

You tell your best friend that your wife never lets you eat her

It's not cheating if you wait until your boring wife is asleep

It's not cheating if you just jerk off and cover my tits with

If your wife won't let you cum in her ass, you can cum in mine...

It's not cheating if you put your cock between these juicy titties

When your fiancé catches you cheating, but instead of getting

It's not cheating if you just jerk off imagining your slutty