I need an ass eater! Any volunteers?

Is there any ass eater that would dare to eat mine in the wild?

Am I a good ass eater?

Where are my ass eater at ?

Where are my ass eater at ?

Where are my ass eater at ?

Who's ass eater there?

Who's ass eater there?

Who's ass eater there?

Would you smack my ass fresh out the shower

I need a serious ass eater

Where are my ass eater at ?