me and my bud 2 minutes after we agreed to "cut the gay shit"

Goon & Glazing session

Every well intentioned goon session ends this way

Ah the perfect goon session

Average straight gooning session with my buddy

I love 'straight' sessions with my goon bros

My buds always invite me to their “straight goon session”

[Discord] [Reddit] Pm for a goon session it’s totally straight

My bud always says he wants a straight goon session but ends

This seems to be how every goon session with my buddies goes

Me 5 minutes into our "straight" goon session

How every "straight" goon session should ends