🤖Yesterday morning got text from 1 of my ex hoe asking me

Come get a taste of my wild side...

Ready to explore the dark side?

The dark side awaits you - May the 4th be with you

Lick my heels and join the dark side - May the 4th be with you

Would you like to join me on the dark side? May the 4th be with

She was a beautiful woman, with long dark hair and curves that

come with me to the dark side

come have fun with me here in the dark

Want to see what we got up to out here? Come over to the dark

I call this toy Darth Vadar because he really does bring me to

Come to the dark side