Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?😋💕

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Can I take a seat on your face?

I'll use your face as my personal seat

Let me use your face as a seat 😈

Hmm your face looks like the perfect seat

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

I’m gonna use you as a seat so you can sit my big ass and legs

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Your face is my seat now…

Your face looks comfy, can I take a seat