wishing you were the toilet instead

Too much water, coffee and wine for dinner... I had to hurry...

Couldn't wait for a toilet

She had been fantasizing about this moment for weeks. She had

This is what you’ll see as I flood your face with my warm delicious

Toilet pee at a restaurant 💧💧 🚽 🏢 I drank water,

She had been searching for something to spice up her sex life

Let me use your face instead of this toilet

Need to borrow your face

I wish this was your face

Public toilet pee!!

Can I pee on your face? 💦💦