Would you creampie me, even tho I'm just 19?

This is how I politely ask for a creampie

This is how I politely ask for a creampie

This is how I politely ask for a creampie

This is how I politely ask for a creampie

This is how I politely ask for a creampie

This is how I politely ask for a creampie

This is how I politely ask for a creampie

This is how I politely ask for a creampie

This is how I politely ask for a creampie

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

I'll stop putting this on your face if you ask me nicely!