It was a typical Saturday night for the Smith family. Mom and

I just sent this to my dad's boss

Arrows up if you’d fuck me on the first date

Two of the biggest reasons for you to go on a beach date with

Arrows up if you’d fuck me on the first date

Would you date me if the boss you report to was my father?

Arrows up if you’d fuck me on the first date

My dad called me hot yesterday…

Arrows up if you’d fuck me on the first date

My bf's asshole boss said he had to work today on our anniversary...

I only date guys who eat ass 😌

When we go on a [f]irst date, you must eat my ass, okay?