I only have two rules, if you're going to fuck my ass: you have

If you're willing to eat my ass I'm all yours

You're BUSTED, roomie and your balls are about to be too. Having

If you're ready to lick my ass, I'm ready to suck your dick

If you're willing to eat my ass I'm all yours

If you’re going to be my Daddy Dom, I expect you to give me

Drop an 🍆 if you're going to fuck my ass raw

If you're going to remove my dress, you should know it unbuttons

If you're going to be my BF I need a place to sit

Don't be shy, If you're going to stare at least introduce yourself

Don't be shy, If you're going to stare at least introduce yourself

If you're going to be my roommate, you'll have to get used to