original post: https://redd.it/hdne7q
Why brushing your teeth when you can brush your esophagus???
DeepThroatEnthusiast by Tomorrowtomatoes
[report | abuse]
Why settle for one when you can have two?
Why suck a dildo when you can suck the real thing?
Why have just one when you can have two?
Why stress over prom when you could stay home and let daddy ruin
Why be a boy, when you can be a sex toy?
New rule from Sir: “whenever you brush your teeth you should
Why settle for Anal when you can have Ass-to-Mouth
Why cuck one hubby when you can cuck two?
Why go to church when you can worship my asshole instead
Why just one cock when you can blow two cocks
Why choose one hole when you can have all three?