Can I have your morning wood everyday?

Can I have your morning wood everyday?

I’m small enough to fit in your pocket, anytime can be used

This is how you would find me in the morning if we lived together

Can I be the first thing you “do” this morning?

a good morning for you

I love having my ass eaten in the morning

Feeling peachy this morning

Can I be the first thing you do this morning?

This is how you would find me in the morning if we lived together

Morning stretching

How many men can vouch for experiencing morning wood?