Give me some under desk support?

Got a few calls from home today, but you can still be under my

I caught you under my desk again, you better clean them well.

Just sit under my desk while I'm working and you can take over

Just sit under my desk while I'm working and you can take over

I want to be under someone desk

I give really good under-desk support, I promise;)

I give really good under-desk support, I promise;)

I give really good under-desk support, I promise;)

I have a job to do and so do you. Now get under the desk and

I give really good under-desk support, I promise;)

Looking for volunteers under the desk ;)