Wanna replace my hand with yours?

Come celebrate Masturbation May with me

Look at that beautiful penis flopping

With so much information in the head, the little penis will surely

Should I mention this on my resume?

He had been searching for something special, something that would

I seriously get lightheaded 😵‍💫 when this wakes up! 😩

Would you suck?

My body wakes you up better than your coffee

I get a bit lightheaded 😵‍💫 when this wakes up

Your penis is so pathetic, It makes onions cry! 🤣

My body wakes you up better than your coffee