You’re on my to-do list today. Let’s count all the ways I

I was wondering if I could be part of your to-do list

Be patient... I'll show you them eventually

Can I be the first thing on your "to do" list today?

Can I be the first thing on your to do list today?

Can I be the first thing on your to do list today?

do I pass to be in your fuck list?

Can I be the first thing on your to do list today?

Pussy eaters are at the top of my list

Pussy eaters are at the top of my list

Ever had "Fuck a funsized girl" in your bucket list?

I can be on your naughty list