My straight goon bud wanted to take a shower together… was

Just shove it in there goon bud I let you goon in my mouth unlike

My goon bud did a test on me, to make sure I wasn’t gay, by

I miss the feeling of human connection when talking to a goon

When a hung goon bud invites me round for a totally straight

I got my goon bud excited

Make sure you're hard af when you ride me goon bud, I need to

When you told me to use your throat as a fleshlight you had no

I trained my goon bud and his love interest well

30 seconds after finding out my goon bud & his GF broke up

Grab that goon stick and help a bud out

There’s nothing gay about helping a goon bud out. I promise.