As if the stripper wasn't trashy enough.. (ex-post from r/unexpected)

Foot rub wasn’t good enough

Woman goes to the grocery store, pees all over the frozen foods,

My purse wasn't big enough

My hubbys dick wasn't big enough so I made him put on a dick

japan: dude felt that the barefoot groin stomping wasn't strong

Moved up to the King Size sharpie because she said the normal

Apparently last one wasn't forced enough

my tinder date said my body wasn’t good enough for him… [OC]

My ex never gave me back shots because his dick wasn’t long

I was out in the park when the swap bomb hit. I started running,

Wasn't big enough