Are you taking a seat or replacing my plug?

Just your average Saturday evening

clothes aren't necessary in my house

You’re thinking about blowing me aren’t you? 🍆💦

Accidentally pissed on the seat, once again I don’t sit on

Aren't you going to take a seat? 😈

I'm just perfect aren't I, don't you just wish you could worship

Where should I put my 🍆

I'm feeling playful today , aren't you ?

Want me to babysit the kids? (sound)

Hiding something

Aren't we cute?